Snark, especially snark around technology has a very special place in my heart. That’s why this article has a very special place in my heart.

PcPro writer Stuart Turton gives a few simple ways to improve tech companies.

The vast majority of shop assistants will never be any good, so how about this instead? Every time they give you a factually incorrect piece of information, £10 is knocked off the price of your purchase and you get to hit them with a stick. This would encourage customers to swot up before going anywhere near the store, and shop assistants to spend less time lathering their head in product and more time learning what that shiny, bleepy, electronic thing in the corner is. The store with the offer on would probably find foot traffic increases tenfold.

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