If you are planning to graduate from Millersville University in Pennsylvania, don’t post “drunken” pictures of yourself to MySpace.

Lets take a closer look, and try to see this from Millersville’s perspective. As you can clearly see, this sort of debauchery could only arise from a truly perverse mind. Look at the way she calmly holds that Goodyear cup, you can just read the smoldering desire to subvert the youth of America in those eyes. It’s no wonder that they took the action that they did.

Snyder posted this picture to her blog on MySpace, the school found out and then through some alchemy I fail to understand, they denied her her teachers certification. They did, however, give her an English degree as a conciliation prize. Thankfully, Snyder is fighting back — suing the University for $75,000 and asking for her Teaching degree and certificate.

The most obvious lesson that we can draw from this is… not to use MySpace. I think if we follow this advice, we will all be a little happier.