Lets all thank my West Coast readers for living in a different time zone. For them, it is still Memorial Day which means that I can treat you with one more Top Five list. This one is, “How To Waste Time on the Web.”

The Goods

Create Your Own Wired Cover

I bet you haven’t seen this one on the shelf.

Frou Frou Menu Generator

Discovery a list of eclectic and mostly imaginary menu items using this generator. If you need more culinary advice just hit refresh.

Buzz Word Generator

This is just too good to believe, the buzz word generator scouts the web for overused web 2.0 catch phrases and spits them back at you as a tag cloud. Some of my favorites are:

• Splog is an aggregate noun.
• Social is the new push.
• An AJAX Driven GUI.

Bonus points if you catch me using any of these for the rest of the week.

Warholizer

You’ve always wanted to be famous, or at least put your mug into a reasonable facsimile of a famous piece of artwork. This generator takes Andy Warhol’s trippy piece of artwork, and replaces Marilyn Monroe’s picture with your own.

Blog Post Generator

If you’re like me, and you’re just sick and tired of having to waste your entire day writing your own blog posts, why not let the magic of technology do it for you. Just enter a subject and blog drone will spit out delicious prose.

Web 2.0 Roundup

Looking on the bright side, if the last few days are any indication, this abilify stuff is turning out to be all that and a bag of chocolate. Little by little, I’m going to be removing the archives from this site as well. And, yes, I’m aware that it’s kind of screwed up right now, I’m a bit lazy at the moment.

I stuck my foot in front of the leg of the chair to support it so that it would hold tightly against the door and that no one could open their way in. Take the What Kind of Chinese Food Are You? And instead of repeating myself when i talk to 1, then the other, i can tell one, and that one can tell the other!

[Er...just kidding...]

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